A Quickie

stretch · #1 20-03-2004, 04:16 PM

Hung Chow calls in to work and says,
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and both my leg hurt. I not come work."
His boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.

You got nice house."

Gobbles · #2 20-03-2004, 04:52 PM

hahaha nice one

OSL-060 · #3 20-03-2004, 05:34 PM

hahaha Hong Loi had a similar experience here...

http://forums.justcommodores.com//index.ph...?showtopic=1099

Good joke all the same but

Cheers

Jake

stretch · #4 20-03-2004, 06:44 PM

SORRY guys

I must have missed it earlier.

My deepest apologies.

OSL-060 · #5 20-03-2004, 06:48 PM

pfft who cares Stretch, it was still good again.

20 Laps of the oval now

MYSS94 · #6 20-03-2004, 06:56 PM

John rings up his boss and says:

I'm not coming in today boss, I'm sick!

The boss says: How sick are you?

John says: Well, i'm in bed with my sister!!!

OSL-060 · #7 20-03-2004, 07:01 PM

hahaha now that came outta nowhere

stretch · #8 20-03-2004, 08:40 PM

Well at least I didn't get PIMPSLAPPED

I will search for others.