health lesson

[Jaybee]

a professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
to first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm??"

She replied, "He's usually down at the pub with his mates "


THE WORLD'S SHORTEST AND BEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl " Will you marry me?? "The girl said, " NO" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted

[Patrio7]

not bad. win joke #1!