Man goes to Hell
A man arrives in Hell and is met by the Devil. He is told he can choose from three different types of torture that run in 1,000-year cycles. In the first room, there’s a man hanging upside down being whipped.
“No, thank you,” says the man.
The two then proceed to the second room, where another man is being beaten with a stick. Again the man turns down this room.
In the third room, there’s a naked man strapped to a wall getting a blowjob from a beautiful blonde. The man immediately shouts: “I’ll start here!”
“Are you sure?” asks the Devil: “Remember, this lasts for eternity.”
After the man assures the Devil this is his chosen torture, Satan turns to the blonde and says: “You can go now – I found your replacement.
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