Old joke so sorry if you have seen it before

[Pretender]

Tim the Barman looks down the bar and sure enough spots Bill the aging drunk who stays in the Pub until it closes everyday. But this time Bill is smiling and giggling to himself. Tim can't resist so goes down to see what's made him so happy.
Maaate, Bill says, you wouldn't believe it. When I left here last night I took a short cut over the railway line. I met this young woman there and took her back to my place. We made love all night in every position and all over the house. I felt 20 again.
Half your luck Bill, Tim says, was she pretty.
Dunno, said Bill, didn't find her head.

[Aggro_VE]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, sick funny yet sick and nope I hadn't heard it before today...