Overly Educated Diagnosis
Three men, a physicist, a engineer and a computer scientist, were driving down the highway. Suddenly, the car started to smoke and stopped.
The physicist said, "This is obviously a classic problem of torque."
The engineer said, "Let's be serious! It has burned the spark of the connecting rod to the dynamo of the radiator. I can easily repair it by hammering."
The computer scientist said, "What if we get out of the car, wait a minute, and then get in and try again?"
Mad As A Meataxe
Good old MicroSoft ....
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
THE ENFORCER!!!
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