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30-10-2005, 12:38 PM
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Have a Think
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a local storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
I will answer this later.
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30-10-2005, 01:27 PM
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was it day time?
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30-10-2005, 01:45 PM
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You got it. Everything that is stated gives you the impression it's night. Shows how we assume things.
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30-10-2005, 03:23 PM
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LOL! Didn't have to think about that one. Daytime was what I instantly thought of too.
Best change the title I think 
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30-10-2005, 09:11 PM
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the Noob
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ha, i was gonna say something like his eye's bounced of the refelection from the indicators working, or something stupid like that, i t hought it was dark
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31-10-2005, 01:32 AM
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So Wet For You!
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Your all wrong, it was the moon light 
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Sums up all of your posts. 
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31-10-2005, 02:45 AM
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GOD
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ok, i can see a lot of these coming.
A man pushes his car up to a hotel, and immediately knows that he has to pay hundreds of dollars. Why??
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31-10-2005, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by semi
ok, i can see a lot of these coming.
A man pushes his car up to a hotel, and immediately knows that he has to pay hundreds of dollars. Why??
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because normally taking a hooker to a hotel is $200/hr but make that three hours worth of automobile pushing.
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31-10-2005, 09:12 AM
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a family has 7 children and half are boys, how can this be?
(and no, none of them are hermaphrodites or anything like that!)
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31-10-2005, 10:17 AM
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The Kicking Horse
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Originally Posted by semi
ok, i can see a lot of these coming.
A man pushes his car up to a hotel, and immediately knows that he has to pay hundreds of dollars. Why??
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He's playing monopoly
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31-10-2005, 10:20 AM
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The Kicking Horse
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Originally Posted by semmi
a family has 7 children and half are boys, how can this be?
(and no, none of them are hermaphrodites or anything like that!)
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the other half are also boys.. all boys..
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31-10-2005, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by shounak
the other half are also boys.. all boys..
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party pooper! 
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31-10-2005, 12:45 PM
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In our calender some months have 30 days and some have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
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31-10-2005, 01:03 PM
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all of them
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31-10-2005, 04:22 PM
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Projecting
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The dog was a soccer hooligan and had flares in its mouth?
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