OK...I'll try again with this one..hehe

[Lish]

Three blokes were working on a high rise building project, Macca,
Chook and Simmo. Chook falls off and is killed instantly. As the
ambulance takes the body away, Simmo says,"Someone should go and tell
his wife."Macca says, "OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff,
I'll do it."Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a slab of VB.
Simmo says,"Where did you get that, Macca?" "Chook's missus gave it to
me." "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and
she gave you beer?" Macca says, "Well not exactly. When she answered
the door, I said to her, "You must be Chook`s widow."She said, "No,
I'm not a widow." and I said, "Wanna bet me a slab"