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Old 31-10-2005, 10:33 PM
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Are you in the 2% or 98% of the population?
* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!





Think of a number from 1 to 10





Multiply that number by 9





If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together





Now subtract 5





Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)





Think of a country that starts with that letter.





Remember the last letter of the name of that country.
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.





Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.




Done?
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Old 31-10-2005, 10:34 PM
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Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?

98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.
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Old 31-10-2005, 10:46 PM
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I would think that this is due to the adding the two digits then subtracting 5 will always result in 4-D. This being the letter of a country name, a well known country- Denmark, think of an animal beginning with k- kangaroo many Australians will think this first, then o for orange. I didnt think kangaroo, I went koala. Thats pretty cool though.
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Old 31-10-2005, 10:54 PM
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I had a Koala in Denmark eating an apple
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Old 31-10-2005, 11:13 PM
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holy ****, that's crazy!
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Old 31-10-2005, 11:19 PM
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the only country i could think of that started with D was Dominican Republic!
Forgot all about Denmark

I had a cat eating a tomato lol
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Old 01-11-2005, 04:30 AM
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yep me too. I thought it was dominica though....

so i had an aardvark from domenica eating a kiwifruit
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Old 01-11-2005, 08:29 AM
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I had the same as semi rofl
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Old 01-11-2005, 06:41 PM
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I had an ant eater in Ethiopia eating a tomato
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Quote:
Originally Posted by luvmycommodore
I had a Koala in Denmark eating an apple
as did i
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:34 PM
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Quote:
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I had an ant eater in Ethiopia eating a tomato
Following the rules in the first post, that should be an ant eater in Ethiopia eating a Romato
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Quote:
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I had a Koala in Denmark eating an apple
thats what i came up with also
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Old 01-11-2005, 10:26 PM
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I had Kitten in Denmark eating a Nectarine :/
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Old 01-11-2005, 10:30 PM
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This one worked better for me...




just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.



Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one..



You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your
mind.


You'll be surprised.



Start:


How much is:


15 + 6

























3 + 56



























89 + 2

























12 + 53





































75 + 26



































25 + 52





























63 + 32

































I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over..


Come on, one more! .




























123 + 5























































QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!










































Scroll further to the bottom....












































A bit more...




















You just thought about a red hammer! , didn't you?
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