Inner Peace

[Lish]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and We all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Scotch, a bottle of White wine, a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of kahlua, a package of Tim Tams, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Sao's and a box of Chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel !!!!

[minux]

hahah nice twist on his words