the punk and the nun
The punk and the nun
There was a Nun who has to take the same bus journey everyday,
and every day at a certain stop, a punk got on the bus and started to
hassle the nun for sex. And everyday the bus driver would have to
throw the punk off the bus. One day, as the driver was throwing the
punk off the bus, he said to him "look, if you really want to have sex
with this nun, I know for a fact that she goes to St. Clare's church at
midnight to pray. "Thanks" replied the punk. That night, the punk hid in
the church and waited for the Nun. Sure enough, at midnight, the Nun
came wandering in. The punk used some priests robes that he had stolen
from the church and, disguising himself as priest said to the Nun "My
child, I want you to have sex with me." "Well...OK" replied the nun,
"But it's the wrong time of the month so you will have to take me from
behind. "No Problem" replied the punk, and proceeded to shag the nun.
When he had finished he took of his robes and shouted "Ah-ha! I'm the
Punk!"
Upon which the nun removed her robe and shouted "Ah-ha! I'm the
bus driver!"
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