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Old 25-03-2004, 07:27 PM
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PICKING A WIFE

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He Decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
Her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be
moreattractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was
impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,
and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him
that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was
impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.
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Old 25-03-2004, 08:10 PM
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That man was very wise.
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