Paint my porch
A Samoan guy, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire himself out as a
handyman-type and started canvasing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the
front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for him
to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How are you charging?"
"How about 50 dollars?," the Samoan replied. The owner agreed and told him
that the paint & ladders that he might need were in the garage. The owner's
wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband,
"Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The
owner replied, "Well, he should've noticed while standing there on the
porch."
A short time later, the Samoan guy came to the door to collect his money.
"You're finished already?" asked the owner. "Yes indeed," the Samoan guy
answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed,
the man reached in his pocket & handed the $50 to the hardworking man. "And
by the way," the Samoan added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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