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Old 09-11-2005, 07:59 PM
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Default We all NEED a little something ....

heres a little FUN for all you bored people out there courtesy of Uncle s0s

www.google.com

type in "[your name] needs"


MAKE SURE YOU PUT IT IN QUOTATION MARKS

now have a good 10minutes of laughter at the kinds of things you apparently "need" .... lmao :rofl
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Old 09-11-2005, 11:31 PM
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Tip: Try removing quotes from your search to get more results.


Your search - "shounak needs" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.

oh yeah and... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.. I don't get it
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:57 AM
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Anyone done the Im Feeling Lucky thing when you type in george bush?
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Old 10-11-2005, 09:01 AM
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I need a family, a mother, a little extra care, an understanding friend I also need to review everything I am doing. There must be a lot of sad Marlene's in the world. LOL
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:04 PM
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hmm i need discipline?
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:07 PM
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haha.. first two entries say i need..

A shave, a woman, a life, to get off my ass

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Old 10-11-2005, 12:24 PM
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i need bail money

i need to be cloned

i need to try multigrain bread



lmaooooo hahahhaha

and shoanuk.. you need to put in your REAL NAME (apologies if shoanuk IS your real name)
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:31 PM
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Tim needs help
Tim needs a theme
Tim needs a shirt

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:45 PM
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Daniel needs advice for being sued by brother
Daniel needs more thanksgiving sponsors
Daniel needs someone to brush his teeth for him every night


GOLD!!!!!!
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Old 10-11-2005, 01:17 PM
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Azzie needs to post more
Azzie needs me to help her with tony morales
Azzie needs a Home
Azzie needs an owners manual

HAHAHA this is crazy... I need a owners manual hahaha thats classic@!!
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Old 10-11-2005, 01:23 PM
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it doesnt know my name (Delicia)
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Old 10-11-2005, 01:26 PM
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ok I did it with Del (what I get called)...

Del needs substance abuse sytem
Del needs all the good news he can get today
Del needs to get into the gym before his next game
Del needs a hand to hold for his injection

last I looked I had tits....
hahahahaaaaa
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Old 10-11-2005, 01:31 PM
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Ahahahahah I just did it for Mike

Mike needs a date
Mike needs a home ASAP
too funny!
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Old 10-11-2005, 02:13 PM
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* andrew needs all the prayers he can get
* andrew needs a belt
* andrew needs sleep, badly
* andrew needs to participate in social skills training
* andrew needs to let go
* andrew needs your help
* andrew needs to apply wood preservative to one side of his garden fence
* andrew needs strong parents who will remain steadfastly committed to him
* andrew needs to increase his English vocabulary through direct instruction and independent reading
* andrew needs to dig deep and make the right decision
* andrew needs an adoptive family who can reflect his ethnic background
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