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Old 12-11-2005, 04:52 AM
 

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Cool Speaking of Snakes.......

Speaking of snake handling etc etc...this newspaper cutting was sent to me from my English friend.......
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Old 12-11-2005, 08:29 AM
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lol what a wanker
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Old 12-11-2005, 08:36 AM
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beer and snakes don't mix :b:
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Old 12-11-2005, 09:37 AM
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1st - why put your hand back in the bag for it to have another go...????
2nd - why leave your hand in the bag long enough for it to bite 8 times????
Don't these snakes take a little time between bites to put more venom in their fangs???
Surely after another bite you would instantly pull your arm out of the bag...
": munch away little snakey"
AA and a little therapy should have been prescribed for this looser.
It's tossers like this that make us aussies look like retards to overseas people...
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uhhh .. he IS an overseas 'people'

hahhahaha


gotta love the mother(fkn) country don't you?

*hums god save the queen)
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Old 13-11-2005, 09:35 AM
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uhhh .. he IS an overseas 'people'

hahhahaha


gotta love the mother(fkn) country don't you?

*hums god save the queen)
He looks aboriginal to me
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He looks aboriginal to me
looks marted to me
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hes from darwin .. aren't they all settled illegal indonesian fisherman?
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Not all, mate..................
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I have to say I feel sorry for the poor bugger. I knew snake venom was capable of killing nerves and that. But not to that extent!!!
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