A joke from my Aunt....
whats worse than a woman with silicon tits?
a woman with a cardboard box!
Mad As A Meataxe
Q. What's worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A. An infected pussy on your organ
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
dah dut dut da dah
oh yeah that's better what did you do darl? just picked the scabes and let the phuss run.
Research has shown that men usually sleep on the right side of the bed.
Even in our sleep we happen to be right.
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Mad As A Meataxe
Ahhh, say what now?
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
^^^disturbing joke...has sex, she is dry and like sand paper, she goes to bathroom for 15minsm comes back. best sex ever, he asked what she did in bathroom, she said she picked her scabs...
*walks out of room and chunders* that joke alway brings mental images...
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