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    Default Spit it out!!!!

    A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

    The children began to say:
    Red...................cherry,
    Yellow................lemon,
    Green.................lime,
    Orange................orange.
    Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

    Well he said, I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.
    One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, Everybody, spit them out - they're arseholes!!!

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    pmsl, if they were asshole i dont think they would have them in their mouth for long
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    A new one for me - very funny Rat
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