A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
Red...................cherry,
Yellow................lemon,
Green.................lime,
Orange................orange.
Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.
Well he said, I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, Everybody, spit them out - they're arseholes!!!
pmsl, if they were asshole i dont think they would have them in their mouth for long
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heard it before still good![]()
A new one for me - very funny Rat![]()
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Manda
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walking the tightrope between good and evil
that was a funny one. somthing to tell the boys
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(heard it a while ago, but just as funny!)
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