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Old 29-03-2004, 10:04 PM
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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's birthday and as they had not been dating for very long, he decided after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note. Thoughtful, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his girlfriend’s sister, he went to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time. During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items.

The sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties. Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his girlfriend with the following note:

Dear Catherine

I chose these because you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, the shop assistant I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the last 3 weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.

I had her try yours on for me and although they were a little tight, they looked really smart. She told me that the material helps to keep her ring clean and shiny. In fact she hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them.

I wish I could put them on for you, as no doubt, many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away as they will be naturally damp from wearing.

Just think how many times my lips will kiss them in the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

Happy Birthday All my love Fred

PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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Old 29-03-2004, 10:17 PM
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Old 30-03-2004, 09:15 AM
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QUOTE (PIMPIN @ Mar 29 2004, 09:47 PM)

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no need to say anymore
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Old 30-03-2004, 11:28 AM
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hahah im sure thats going to go down well
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Old 30-03-2004, 02:01 PM
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so did the sister like the gloves??

I like it
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My question is, if he hasnt been dating his GF long,whats he doin shopping with the sister?? And i mean how comfortable must she be to buy underwear infront of her sisters new BF??? I think there's defintly somethin goin on beetween the other sister and the guy!! LOL heheheheh. CHEATER!!! LOL
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Old 31-03-2004, 04:08 AM
 

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected; a
600ml milk, a carton of eggs, a litre of orange juice, a head of lettuce, a
250g can of coffee, and a 375g package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity finally getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly"......
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Old 31-03-2004, 04:12 AM
 

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Why did Jesus die a virgin????? Every time He put His hand down there...It healed....
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What did the Pig say on a hot day????"I'm just bacon(baking)"......
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what did the guy say to his penis when he was about to mount the girl he just picked up and bedded and found out she had genital herpies................

ummm better hold on its going to be a bumpy ride...!


Sick :-P.. lol
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