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Old 18-11-2005, 04:41 AM
 

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Cool Chicken At A Chinese Restaurant

CHICKEN AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron
pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little yes looking around before
the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He didn't see it, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and
again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before
it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,
and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."








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Old 18-11-2005, 10:22 AM
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very nice, +1 for effect when the waiter is read with the accent
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Old 18-11-2005, 10:24 AM
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nice one rat
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Old 18-11-2005, 04:33 PM
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another good one from the rat
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