From the mouth of babes.

[MarzVP]

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent's bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says,"Mommy, every night I hear you and Daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His Mommy is taken by surprise and says,"Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says,"That wont work."

His Mom replies,"Why?"

The boy replies,"Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

[Patrio7]

Ignore the loose text, I was only doing a quick google.

[minux]

hahahah thats a good one