Funny car stories..

[Shounak]

Funny thing happened on the weekend.. I was picking my little brother and a few of his mates up from a party.. They all get in and one of his "hot shot" little mates decides to light up a smoke in the car..

Normally I just crack the shits and it stops.. (No smoking rule in my car)..

I thought I'd try a different tact.. I was like "Aaaahh WTF are you doing?? You know how a combustion engine works.. Combustion.. Explosions.. Put that ****n thing out before this car explodes.. I'm running the car on gas now.. Jeez"..

The little shit panicks, quickly winds down the window and piffs the cig out the window.. Looked like he shit his pants.. He was actually worried the car may blow up..

What was funnier was everyone in the car was laughing at him.. It was the funniest shit ever.. More because of his reaction to something that stupid..

Any other funny car stories?

[HDT_aero]

lol since your on the topic of smoking one of my old m8s used to let people smoke in the back... then one day he had to go in the back for some reason

boy was he pissed he had about 100 ciggy burns all over his front and back seats and the roof lining luckily it was just a nova lol

id never let som1 smoke in my car either... gj

[statement]

when i lived in the bush i was working for the local knock shop as the driver . we had to use our own car which i didn't mind. any way i was using me mates seat covers an when i was driving around one day he ask where do the girls sit an i said up front, he went off an demanded them back, i ask why an his reason was " how can u let them sit on my covers, their filthy (pro's) an they don't wash after" so i gave them bac an a week later he was telling everone around the pub that he was a driver an showing off his covers to my mates(no one knew where i work yet ) an i just had to laugh

[Patrio7]

once was driving with my ex [she was driving at the time] and i was talking about drifting and how popular it is in japan etc so as we go around a aroundabout she boots her EA falcon and says "what, like this?" only to have the wet road fail traction and the car wound up doing a 180 with a slam into a kerb, the funyn park? her steering which apparently used to catch after a right turn now and then seemed to do it less.

[deserthead]

Im the same with my car, no smoking allowed, same rule for the house too.
Anyway, had some bungers a while back, the ones that light offa a match box. Had the usual fun (. . . . . . . . .)
Next day looked in the back to see bout 100 little black holes from the stuff igniting. . . . D'oh :b:

Oh well,they say, karma always gets ya back in the end.

[INSINR8R]

working on friday night at a pub. 2 Falcons, one an AU XR8 with neons the other a BA FPV GT with neons (go figure). Both sat at the lights revving the **** out of their cars, both stalled on take off. Gotta love the Ford transmission

[holden twinkle toes]

Was in my vs some months ago going thought the city in canberra.
There this roundabout. i was going though there was this ss mind you he was smoken it up.
so i thought .... this ill show ya so i did it to then it was on all the way down the park way strate thought red lights
then i hit some water and i touched my brakes witch made me go spin out every where anyways i just missed the light pole on the other side was the wall missed that too. the guy in the ss came past me and i just missed his end of the car a week later i meet up with the one who owned the ss though a mate he was p.h.s.l ill tell ya why one he thought i was a guy 2 i didnt have my lights on ops i havent put my foot down since. but at lest i can say i had him if there was nmot any water and the main thing was i didnt hit anything but my tyers smelled really bad

[VT-565]

A friend of mine smashed a 2 litre bottle of bundaberg's finest.....i put one in and she put the other in....dropped it on my wheelbrace. smash....rum everywhere

[YellowVH]

I got my 2 passenger side windows smashed in cavell. BUT WAIT. that’s not the funny bit..
My mate squirted some sooky boy about to cross the road, from my car with a super soaker (I do not like this, but he did it, hence the outcome, he was supposed to be attacking our mates in another car. HUGE water fight it was awesome fun) . he had spend a good 10 minutes pumping that thing up. funny yes, funnier was the look on his face as he got a nice sharp cutting jet of water across the both eyes!!
okay.. another funny thing.. it took this TUFF guy, a good 10 hits/ kicks to do break the windows... he didn’t even dent or scratch the panels...
We later tested this theory at a wrecking yard. my mate got a window out in one go.. I took a few, what with my wrists being shot to hell from all those stacks I had as a kid.
what’s that you say. more funny bits.. well.. his TUFF guy talk while trying to grab my mate, was SQUIRT ME WITH WATER C%%T.. LOL!!!
not to mention the fact that he was already wet from the RAIN!!!!!!
Good for a laugh.. plus I was actually planning on removing the windows as they were scratched. so thanks to that guy for helping a stranger out.

(I was pissed off tho, since I thought the damage was worse than it turned out to be, so I did an ANGRY burnout around the corner.. where about 10 cops just happened to be waiting.... I had no idea but apparently they started running after me ?!?!)

[Tasmaniak]

Back when I first got my licence I was driving some mates around and this other fellow that tagged along. Turns out that the new guy wasn't wearing his seat belt. I was driving the bosses car with ABS so I stood on the brakes and pulled the car up in such a hurry that this guy cam through the back seat and his nose met my my strategically placed elbow. Knocked him out cold for half an hour and broke his nose.

[Shounak]

Back when I first got my licence I was driving some mates around and this other fellow that tagged along. Turns out that the new guy wasn't wearing his seat belt. I was driving the bosses car with ABS so I stood on the brakes and pulled the car up in such a hurry that this guy cam through the back seat and his nose met my my strategically placed elbow. Knocked him out cold for half an hour and broke his nose.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Now that's a story..