Posting aimlessly ..
a funny joke thats NOT dirty .. (rare much?)
what do ya call an asian girl nailed to a fence?
Pae Ling
never late in a 3 0 .. uhhh ... intercooled turbo
yes i drive an mx6 turbo ... its probably quicker than yours.
Doof, Doof, Doof
That is really bad, not to mention a tad racist. But oh well.
It's almost as bad as -
Q. What do you call a fly without wings?
A. A walk.
Posting aimlessly ..
Q. waht do you call an asian fighter with green hair?
A. Brock Lee
muahah
never late in a 3 0 .. uhhh ... intercooled turbo
yes i drive an mx6 turbo ... its probably quicker than yours.
3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.
lol
Why was the boy surpised to see celery growing from his ears?
Because he planted carrots.
attn Über geeks, i play Second life. Patrio Graysmark.
Why did johnny fall of the swing?
cos he didnt have arms
or...
Why did johnny fall of the swing?
cos he got hit by a fridge
dah dut dut da dah
Q:why did the leb cross the road
A:to beat up a chicken
Q:why did fifty lebs cross the road
A:the chicken was winning
Research has shown that men usually sleep on the right side of the bed.
Even in our sleep we happen to be right.
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You owe me a new keyboard.. lol. i spat coke everywhere.. i love that joke..Originally Posted by s0sage
Q. waht do you call an asian fighter with green hair?
A. Brock Lee
muahah
CONVERT TO V8& NEVER LOOK BACK
A small white guy went into an elevator, when he got in he noticed a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black guy looked down upon the small white guy and said, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown."
The small guy fainted!! The huge black dude picked up the little white guy and brought him to, slapping his face and shaking him. He asked the small white guy, "What's wrong?" Our petite friend said, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The black giant looked down and repeated, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown"
The white guy sighed, "Oh, thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around!!'"
A guy walks into a 7-11 and asks the cashier to sell him a condom. The cashier says that he doesn't sell individual condoms, that he has to buy them in packs of six, eight, or 12...
The guy asks, "Why six?"
The cashier tells him that that box is for Latino customers, who screw their wives every night, then rest on the sabath.
The guy asks, "Why eight?"
The cashier tells him that that box is for black customers, who screw their wives every night, then twice on the sabath.
The guys, "Why twelve?
The cashier tells him that that box is for white customers. You know, January, February, March, etc.
Not a valid input....
C'mon Sosage....I know full well you do this just to make us run around after you.
*locked*
You put you left foot in, your put your right foot in , you take your left foot out and you slide it all about!
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