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    A blonde walks into a bank in Sydney and asks for the Loans Officer.
    > >She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to
    > >borrow $5,000. The Bank Officer says the Bank will need some kind of
    > >security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes.
    > >The car is parked on the street in front of the Bank, she has the title and
    > >everything checks out. The Bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
    > >the loan. The Bank's President and its Officers all enjoy a good laugh at
    > >the blonde for using a $250,000 Mercedes as collateral against a $5,000
    > >loan.
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    > > An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Mercedes into the
    > > Bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later the blonde
    > > returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
    > >
    > >
    > > The Loans Office says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business,
    > > and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
    > > puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
    > > millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
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    > >
    > > The blonde replies... "Where else in Sydney can I park my car for two
    > > weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
    > >
    > >
    > > "Which Bank?"
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    BWAHAHAHAAHAHA A new spin on an old joke - i like it
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    i thought you said she was blonde??
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    Quote Originally Posted by chevy_big_block_bro
    i thought you said she was blonde??
    my thoughts exactly

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