the meaning of life...

[mightyredvc]

The Meaning of Life


On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by
the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span
of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only
ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain
people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a
twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into
the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to
support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of
sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for
sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play,
marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and
the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years
we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years
we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten
years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

[walesy]

haha i like that, good one

[minux]

That is pure class, absolutly love it

[Patrio7]

very nice.

heres an oldie [ though sadly it more of a chicks joke so julie and marz etc might like it :P ]

As got was greating adam and eve together he was handing out abilitys he holds one up and says "I have two abilitys left, this is the ability to stand and urinate at the same time"

instantly adam jumps up and says well that should be mine as it would go great with my organs abilitys so god bestowed upwards urination itno adam, he jogs arounds take a slash on a few shrubs and generaly has a good time learning this ability.

then eve said "well it looks like i get to have the last ability, what is it lord?"

and god simply replied "Brains."

[walesy]

hmmm yeh im a guy and i got it i just diddnt find it funny

[Genesis]

I guess a woman was next in line when God gave out the ability to have multiple and totally incapacitating orgasms. Damn shame that.

Luckily a woman was also in line when He gave out the ability to conceive.

[Patrio7]

ah true.

we also didnt get the "inhabition" ability. thank you god for free will

[MarzVP]

very nice.

heres an oldie [ though sadly it more of a chicks joke so julie and marz etc might like it :P ]

As got was greating adam and eve together he was handing out abilitys he holds one up and says "I have two abilitys left, this is the ability to stand and urinate at the same time"

instantly adam jumps up and says well that should be mine as it would go great with my organs abilitys so god bestowed upwards urination itno adam, he jogs arounds take a slash on a few shrubs and generaly has a good time learning this ability.

then eve said "well it looks like i get to have the last ability, what is it lord?"

and god simply replied "Brains."

That is so true :P

[Konker]

guy here. nope not funy sorry ladies.







no ok a gooden. you chicks gotta get your back on the chick jokes i spose