female version of the three bears

[MarzVP]

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl.

It is empty.

"Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he squeaks.




Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty.
"Who's been eating my porridge?!!," he roars.


Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?

It was me, Momma Bear, who got up first.

It was me, Momma Bear, who woke everyone in the house.

It was me, Momma Bear, who made the coffee.

It was me, Momma Bear, who unloaded the dishwasher from last night.

It was me, Momma Bear, who put everything away.

It was me, Momma Bear, who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper.

It was me, Momma Bear, who set the damn table.

It was me, Momma Bear, who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish,and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time:


"I HAVEN'T MADE THE FU*#*&NG PORRIDGE YET !!

[HDT_aero]

lmao......

[Lish]

PMSL love it!!

[walesy]

hahahahaha sounds like my dads girlfriend pmsl

[INSINR8R]

haha good one

[luvmycommodore]

*copy and paste* BWAHAHAHAAHA I love that one!!!!

[Charg'd]

not bad at all,

[Lish]

*copy and paste* BWAHAHAHAAHA I love that one!!!!

Same lol - I sent it to all my girlfriends and got some wicked responses!!!! precious ...