The Test

[simmo 76]

-THE TEST-

Three men who were lost in the forest were
captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the
prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and
get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all
three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I
brought ten apples." The king then explained the
trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your
butt without any expression on your face or you'll
be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he
winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten
berries. When the king explained the trial to him
he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry
he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.
The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you
almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw
the third guy coming with pineapples."

[walesy]

Hahaha Pmsl That Is Good

[MarzVP]

That is hilarious!! i am still laughing.

[minux]

hahahahaha thats great

[VN-88]

lo lthat is truly the best ive herd in ages, im ognna print it out and put it above our toilet at work, beets ou monkey one. ill tell use it

the work place is like a tree full of monkeys
some going up, some going down :my:
the bottom monkeys look up and see nothing but arseholes
the monkeys up top look down and see nothing but smiling faces