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    Cool A Farmers Life.........

    A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"

    She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."

    He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

    About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell."

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    haha thats sick... as in yuk not good
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    Apparently pigs and humans, a pigs orgasm lasts for something like 30 minutes so they say.

    Apart from humans however dolphins are the only other species that has sex merely for fun, not just procreation.

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