one two three...

[Lish]

A man with erectile problems tries all the usual things to no avail & eventually seeks the help of a hynotherapist.
He is put in a deep trance & when he wakes up the hynotherapist tells him if he wants to get an erection, all he has to do is count to three or hear someone else count.
With that, the hypnotherapist says
"One, two, three", and much to the mans suprise he immediatley gets a huge erection.
The pair then go on to discuss other things & finally the man says " I have to go, but how do I get this thing to go down."
Easy, said the hypnotherapist you just count to four..... or hear the count.
Ill show you.
One two three four.
Immediately the erection goes down.
Just one more thing says the hypnotherapist, this technique will only work once every seven days.
Thats OK says the man & off he goes.
A week later anxious to try out his new technique he goes to a nightclub & manages to get onto the most stunning looking lady in the room, who invites him back to her place.
After a few drinks they rip off each others clothes & he stands back & says
Watch this !
ONE TWO THREE

Immediatlely he has a magnificent erection

Wow !
she says,
That is fantatic.

But what did you say one two three for ?.

[fourstar82]

heh poor fella. That just reminds me, did anyone read or hear about Ian Turpie addmitting that those commercials he did for a product that claims to be able to give men an erection, didn't actually work as he tried it himself and did nothing for him. No word on Ugly Dave Gray weather it worked for him or not. There was a huge billboard erected (intentional pun :P) on the western ringroad earlier this year for this product. I just can't remember the name of it.

Andy