Mad As A Meataxe
Kiwi or Canadian??
A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another
Australian visitor.
The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist?
Do you drive a tixi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and yells, "He's okay, boys. He's one of us."
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
hahahahahahahahahaha its funny coz its true :P
Aint no family cruiser!!!
hahahahahahahahhaha yes it is hahahahahaOriginally Posted by simmo 76
Going where no late model stato/caprice has gone before.... GAME ON!!
hahahahaha im gonna kill you all. just wait coz my computer will beat up your computer so nah nah nah nah
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