The magician and the parrot

[rattattack1313]

the magician and the parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show.

"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.

After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"

[ElDubya]

LOL. Can't beat the parrot jokes

[walesy]

pmsl another classic from the ratt

[simmo 76]

Excellentay!!

[Patrio7]

golden olden;

a theif breaks into a house and as he puts his foot down he hears "jesus is watching you!"

he panics, flashis his torch around but didnt see anyone. so he makes his way around to grab something when he hears it again

"jesus is watching you" flashing the tourch again he sees the parrot, and he says "Shut up jesus!"

to which the parrot replys " I'm not jesus im clarance"
the theif says "What kind of person would call a parrot clarance?"
to which the parrot replys "the same person who called his rottwiler jesus."

[camvyss]

The first one was around a while ago only it was set on the Titanic and the ship hit the iceberg.

The one from Patrio I heard way back in primary school, damn that was a long time ago. It's good to see the golden oldies making a come back tour.

Both are truly excellent jokes that still make me smile.

Keep up the good work guys.