A mosquito, blonde, and a donkey walk into a bar

[simmo 76]

Question : WHat is the difference between a mosquito and a blond ? Answer : A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it !

A woman in Vancouver drowned yesterday in a vat of chocolate. The emergency services spent two hours trying to save her, but she fought them off bravely. :-).


What do you call a donkey with one leg? A wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye having sex? A bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and having sex while farting? A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye having sex while farting,wearing blue suede shoes? A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye having sex while farting,wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano? plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye having sex while farting,wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a truck? ... Talanted

[walesy]

haha had me in stiches tryin to read all those donkies

[semi]

what do you call a cow with no front legs??
lean beef
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef

[wes_v8]

lol love ur donkey ones

[Sebastian]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea

[gopher]

that donkey one is a classic

[camvyss]

What do you call a blind Dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesawus

What do you call a blind Dinosaur's dog?
Doyouthinkhesawus Rex.

You just have to love the one liners.

[Z()LTAN]

What do you call a blind Dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesawus

What do you call a blind Dinosaur's dog?
Doyouthinkhesawus Rex.

You just have to love the one liners.

watched jurassic park the other nite did ya lol?

[camvyss]

Nah just had a flash-back to my youth, shudder...

[Patrio7]

or if you want old,

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Megasoreass.

how many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb?
one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.