Swearing

[Snowfox]

A 7 year old and 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what ?", says the 7 year old, "I think its about time we started swearing".
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok ?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh, sh*t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco-pops"
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man ?"
"I dont know, " he blubbers, "but it wont be f*cking Coco-pops."

[Bax]

haha good one