grease princess
noisey joke....
“Flight 1234, turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement.”
An air traffic controller instructs an incoming plane.
“But we’re at 30,000 feet,” the planes pilot protests. “How much noise can we make up here?”
“Sir,” says the traffic controller, “Have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?”
don't f#*k with me I f#*k back.
Mad As A Meataxe
LOL! I have one for you along the same sort of theme ....
US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
US Ship: This is the Captain of the USS Coral Sea. I say again, divert your course.
CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!
US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA, WE ARE THE LARGEST WARSHIP IN THE US NAVY FLEET. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!
CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
snowballing
ELDUBYA that has to be said in an irish and american accent lol ihave the video of it somewhere must find it
Infidel Bear
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Originally Posted by ElDubya
Sad thing is, that joke is based on a real story
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