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    Default Is god dead?

    why does toast fall buttered side down?
    do the rich get richer and the poor poorer?
    does a blonde sneeze when she rejects a brain transplant?
    will josh stop reincarnating?*1

    but the serious question hot on my lips is:

    Pirates? or Ninjas? who would win?



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    Toast falls buttered side down because it only has time to do a half turn from a table top, if you were to drop it of the top of the fridge it would land butter side up.

    Well I know I am getting poorer

    You need a brain to have a transplant

    ?????

    Ninjas for sure.

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    josh starts life as a cute gerbil,

    "Hello, my names josh, and i want to talk to you about.... reincarnation, you see its amasing <horrible painful death>"

    appears atleast once or twice per episode. kind of like kenny only funny.
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    why does toast fall buttered side down?
    to give it extra flavour
    do the rich get richer and the poor poorer?
    unless the poor bloke wins tatts. yep
    does a blonde sneeze when she rejects a brain transplant?
    i beleive she farts...
    will josh stop reincarnating?*1
    nup, such is life.

    but the serious question hot on my lips is:

    Pirates? or Ninjas? who would win?
    Ninja warrior!! fast as lightning!! woo-pah!

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    my answers are the same, id have to go priates, comeone, who else can fight with a parrot on their shoulder, that has to be worth something, and the swords, oh, the cannons, and guns and boats, and beer, and treasure, and wenches,

    what does a ninja have, nothing, ninja stars, numchucks, and those cool looking thongs, oh, and i forgot the wrap around head things

    money on pirates for sure
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    i vote ninjas, even in an arena style feild the ninja gould use stealth to take the pirate out. no chance. guns are useless if your slower than your target.
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    If what you are saying is true,ther musn't have been any ninja's on the ocean liner that was attacked by pirates a couple of weeks ago!. Proves another point: Ninjas are very ellusive! Ask mythbusters

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    on an open field the pirate would kick butt.
    If there were buildings and hiding places and suck my money would be on the ninja.
    either way it would be amusing.

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    personally i feel that a pirate is no match for a ninja, even on said open feild, between jumping around and using katana's and ninja stars the ninja could dodge deflect and disable a gun. leaving the pirate rip for a hand to hand fight with daggers.
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    If we're talking one on one. In the time frame.

    Wouldn't the pirate effectively only get one shot with his gun?

    It'd have to be lethal otherwise the ninja would kill him six times before he even blinked.

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    Pirates have swords and daggers too, they also fight dirty. Ninjas on the other hand are swift and sneaky, and have an array of weapens including ninja stars and nunchuckers. It would be a tough fight, but i'd have to go for the pirate for his grit and determination. Now I'm thinking, what about a pirate ninja? Weebl and Bob style. mmmm pie
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    heh

    yarr. i be a ninja pirate.

    ah good old weeble and bob.

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    even a ninja cant dodge a bullet. And it wouldnt hae to be lethal, coz a wounding shot would make it easier for the pirate to kil hte ninja close up. Im going pirates

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    Quote Originally Posted by semi
    even a ninja cant dodge a bullet. And it wouldnt hae to be lethal, coz a wounding shot would make it easier for the pirate to kil hte ninja close up. Im going pirates
    if kianu (sp?) could do it in the matrix then i reckon a ninja could do it too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolngroovy
    Could the ninja re-wire my ecu?
    no but in under three seconds it could of put at least 10 good slices though it, causing the components to suddenly explode when he either seaths his sword or holds it out in some epic pose
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    If i ever buy a parrot, i would probably hire a pirate for speech therapy. RRRRRRRRRRRR

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    Go Ninjas......

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