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Thread: Bird Flu Symtoms......

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    Cool Bird Flu Symtoms......

    The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

    If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment
    immediately:

    1. High fever
    2. Congestion
    3. Nausea
    4. Fatigue
    5. Aching in the joints
    6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's car windows.

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    1. High fever - nope
    2. Congestion - mm smokers gough
    3. Nausea - ohhhh one too many dowies
    4. Fatigue - igh too many 2am bedtimes
    5. Aching in the joints - no vitamins in my diet!
    6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's car windows - havent seen a ford parked out in the open for ages acctually.

    :P

    not bad ratt, not bad at all.

    and congrats for reaching maloo
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