1st Date.....

[rattattack1313]

This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake.
This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was
on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to
find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It
was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving
back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she
should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away
from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They
stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so
she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature
of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a
reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real
problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had
gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized
that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the
other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee
her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down."
............And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment ..... "This gives a whole new meaning to being
'pissed off'."

[Jesterarts]

Argh ahahhahaha...that joke was a "pissa"
im "Pissing" myself laughing....
Yeah...lol, later