She died.........

[rattattack1313]

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While They were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance."

[MarzVP]

Very appropriate for this time of year. sorta . I wouldn't risk it either.

[simmo 76]

hehehehehehehehe

[Patrio7]

almost respectful.

very nicely played out