Stevie Wonder in Japan.....
Stevie Wonder has just finished a sell-out concert in Japan and after the
applause has died down he asks the crowd if there's anything they'd like him to
play.
This little Japanese fella at the front is jumping up and down, shouting and
waving his arms like a madman and Stevie hears him asks what he'd like him to
play.
The Jap shouts "Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord" so Stevie belts out a 2
minute solo in F minor on his piano and the crowd are in raptures.
"No, No" he shouts "play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord". A little bit
bemused Stevie does a 3 minute impromptu in A major and gets the crowd rocking.
The little fella shouts "No, No, I want you to play a jazz chord".
Stevie gives in and says "how does that go then?"
To which he replies . . .
"A jazz chord to say I ruv you!"
Infidel Bear
Mini Putt 2 Champion!
hahah took me a while before i cottoned on to it
I Can Do Science Me
GOD
someeone explain it to me. a jazz called to say i love you?? i dunno
come get me
Originally Posted by semi
Oh my..... 1st question.... how old are you???
D.
I'd start with the question "do you know who Stevie Wonder is"?
Yes, I do know who he is...have worked for him.toured North QLD with them..met him & his brother Jamie the drummer.....really nice blokes....... and I do know they don't mind jokes about them....
The Kicking Horse
"A Jazz chord to say I ruv you"
"I Just called to say I luv you"
TBH Semi, I think you've just sucked every bit of humour out of this joke..
Stevie Wonder.. He's only blind because he tossed off too much as a child..
Just couldn't resist dropping names could you
I'm only saying that coz I am so jealous, I'd love to meet Stevie Wonder - he's a legend.
Heheheeee... he sure is...in Mackay , on that tour, he gave all his roadies an all-paid 4 day holiday at Kohuna, a big local resort on the beach, just outa Mackay...he also gave away thousands of $$$$ worth of computers to poor kids etc.in the city of Mackay.......... his brother, Jamie, kept on wanting to buy our red heelers....I had Swamp-Rat, then 1 of me crew had 1 of her pups, Bluey, and another roadie had another 1...Cujo...... all full on aggro guard-dog-style thingies..... he loved them...they loved trying to bite him......we had all 3 tied up to the back of our Tranit van....he went over to say hi to them, every day.........they dragged the van 20 feet over the wet grass, trying to get to him in Rocky......loooool.............
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GOD
OH. I feel like an idiot now. Ah well, at least i spoiled it for everyone else. MWAHAHA (evil laughter)
BTW im 17 and i sorta know who stevie wonder is, but not a lot about him
Your freedom ends where mine begins
HAHA nice...
Took me afew takes of the joke before it clicked...lol
i read it once....n thought to myself...damn im glad this joke wasn't said in person cause i would be the fool that laughs nervously while trying to figure out the joke and then about 5 min later after analysing is im my head would burst out laughing as someone jst finished saying sumfin about his gf gettin an abortion...
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Stevie Wonder.. He's only blind because he tossed off too much as a child..
I'm not blind...... yet
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