Polish Joke
A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Transport to apply for a driver's license. He has to take an eye sight test. The guy behind the counter points to a chart with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'.
"Can you read this?" the guy asks.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.