Charles & Camilla...

[rattattack1313]

Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle,she
found that her shoes were missing.
She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small
side .When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla
retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.
As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped
on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are
killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour,
but it was stuck fast. "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so
bloody tight!"
Come on! Give it all you've got!" There was a big groan from the
Prince,and then Camilla exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh
that feels SOOO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
"See? I told you, with a face like that she had to be still a virgin."
Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.
Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to
the throne.
At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy.
Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

[malscar]

Rat, I nearly answered your post on the mac being sooo old by stating that you showing your age. (and yes I can remember it coming out a "cough" few years ago). But decided to be nice. However you did it again by showing your memory is now going. Lish071 posted this only 3 weeks ago. Good then as it is good now.
Keep them rolling in because you do have a great collection of them and I do need at least 1 good laugh a day.

[rattattack1313]

Rare for me to miss a post......thanx mate.....looooll......

[Patrio7]

still a very good joke