The Mower

[rattattack1313]

Last Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my lawn chair (a cracker day
it was too in Brisbane), drinking beer and watching my wife mow the
lawn.

Amanda from next door was so upset at this that she came over and
shouted "You lazy lout! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife
pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your butt, and give
her a break!"

I thought "Gawd! Women!" and I took a slug from my stubbie of XXXX,
wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my eye's, stared directly at
this nosey neighbour, and told her in no uncertain terms "To mind her
own business. My wife has a green thumb, and she really enjoys
gardening".

After a few days I felt really bad so I went out and bought her a
ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I
got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the
lawn. I have attached a picture.

[minux]

that is a classic

[tr3nt]

haha ratt.. that has earnt you points! I had to send that round work through emails.. good stuff!

[Shifty1]

haha.. thats a good one mate

[Shivaga]

nice one buddy....

[Patrio7]

not as good as someguy making up a RC mower, though he had trouble with waiting for his lawn to regrow so he could pull it out again

[sixshooter]

"You got her well trained" keep up the good work ! lol