Hot Blonde.............
A bloke is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand , and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might! be the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?"
No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
Embarrasing...especially the cucumber bit...
which reminds me of a funny movie starring Jim Carey
Me , Myself and Irene
If you havent seen it...It's one of his best imho
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DaZ
Project: Shifty1 commences Feb 2007
The_Monk says:
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