Having a bad day?

[minux]

Not sure if this has been posted before...so sorry if it has

Have things gotcha down? Are ya havin' a bad day???????
Consider this.............................................. .....

In a hospital's Intensive Care ward, patients always died in the same
bed,on Sunday morning, at about 11am , regardless of their medical
condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do
with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 am on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday
morning, a few minutes before 11am , all doctors and nurses nervously
waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he
could use the vacuum cleaner.

Having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000 At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minutes later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically,almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank
of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had
been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

What? STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.


here now, feeling better?

[HDT_aero]

lol if Julie sees this she will close it

[mightyredvc]

LMAO, that is awesome!

[sixshooter]

fuuuuuuuuuuunny !

[rattattack1313]

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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000 At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minutes later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

True...My dad worked for Exxon for 30 years..............I heard all about it ...loool..pooor seals......

[Shifty1]

lol.. loved it..

[Tasmaniak]

I doubt Julie will close it. She isn't as cruel as you guys make out she is.

She is opinonated and thats why she was selected as a moderator

[HoZy]

hehehe I read this. Good laugh

Cheers
MaT