Signs, Signs ,Signs........

[rattattack1313]

Can't vouch for their authenticity ........

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Melbourne:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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At a Tyre Shop in Brisbane:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Sydney Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

[MarzVP]

Very funny Rat another one from your uncle?

[Patrio7]

hahahaha the radiator and the muffler ones win!

[malscar]

At a sex shop

Shoplifters will be prostituted.

[STEALTHY™]

haha, theres one here, Best Head Jobs in Town, at a head reconditioning place.

classic

[Infus10n]

What about:

"No muff too tough"

[AirStrike]

My mates old man is a fencer, and on his company slogan is 'the best erections in town'
LOL!
AirStrike

[Julie]

LOL I seen one a while ago for a place that sells toilets "We're no.1 for your no.2's"

[luvmycommodore]

We have 2 septic trucks cruising around town... one says "Number 1 in the number 2 business" and the other says "Sweet Pea" LOL :lol:

[stockvk]

Saw a garbage truck in sydney years ago. This was written on the back, " Satisfaction Guranteed, or Double your Rubbish Back"

[ralcool]

Seen on carpenter's ute.

"It takes studs to build houses".

[ralcool]

Last year I saw on a dentists door,

"Sorry, We're Open"



Sean.