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    Default Boyfriends You Don't Want Your Daughter To Have

    Ain't this the truth .
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    Default or this guy

    hmm this guy looks a bit of a worry also
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    Talk about Judge a book by it's cover...'some' of those blokes might actually be the best bloke you could ask your daughter to get hitched with ..cos he loves her, respects her, blah blah etc etc ... you get my drift lol
    If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART

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    Quote Originally Posted by soyaman
    hmm this guy looks a bit of a worry also
    OKOK so maybe NOT that bloke....PMSL
    If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART

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    "..cos he loves her, respects her, blah blah etc etc ... "

    HAHA yeah that sounds just like Warney
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    My three daughters, each new boy they bring home with them.... just remember whatever you do to my baby,i will do to you,
    i have a big back yard a shotgun & a shovel,
    you make her cry i'll make you cry

    works a treat to keep them in line

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    lol Rob I used to say a similar thing to my kids sisters bofriends...but it was more along the lines of...they could leave with a handshake from me or a sore arse...and that the choice was theirs!
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    I always used to laugh at those threats from my ex's dad. Intimidation just wasn't working for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Bob
    My three daughters, each new boy they bring home with them.... just remember whatever you do to my baby,i will do to you,
    i have a big back yard a shotgun & a shovel,
    you make her cry i'll make you cry

    works a treat to keep them in line

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    Speaking of judging a book by its cover, Bob if you lopped those ears off and got some king kong on the guts think you could scare with a look!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirStrike
    Speaking of judging a book by its cover, Bob if you lopped those ears off and got some king kong on the guts think you could scare with a look!
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    You could always get a personally signed framed photo of Chopper Reid to show them, and tell them that they have to deal with him if they upset your daughter in anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by soyaman
    hmm this guy looks a bit of a worry also
    At least he didn't do it in his pants like most street bums.

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    the girl im with nows father told me the first time i met him: "i have a gun, and a conviction for using it."

    i love the threats. mind you none have ever had to go through with it cos i am such a god-damn gentlemen.

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    I have gone to such lengths....and I think I am a er.....gentleman.....looool...

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    Quote Originally Posted by fourstar82
    You could always get a personally signed framed photo of Chopper Reid to show them, and tell them that they have to deal with him if they upset your daughter in anyway.
    You mean like this one???

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Bob
    You mean like this one???

    lol

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    If you had that exact photo taken over a barbie, it would be terrifying for young blokes..

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    First time i met my girls parents i got " I've got a 9 and a big back yard, and the dog loves diggin holes ", But so far things are going fine, didn't really phase me found it more funny then anything!

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    Who really would be scared by Chopper? I just have this look I've been told.
    My daughter said her boyfriend is terrified as I give him "the look" and he thinks one wrong move and I'd spring up an ninja his arse.
    My Mother also told her never to tell me of any incident unless it is serious as I may react in an unexpected way. I'm still trying to work it out myself.
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    yeah my dad just gives guys the look when they met for the first time, afterwards they go i dont think your dad likes me lol ...... hmmmm maybe thats why they dont last.......

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    My dad wouldnt scare a bloody flea he is only 5'3" LOL. But hubby on the other hand will make sure the boys are nice to our daughters.
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    hahaha, yes, very much so...

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