the holden mechanic
the talented octopus
a man brings an octopus into a bar, the barman says your not allowed to bring an octopus into my bar! but the man says "oh but this isnt just any octopus its a talented musician that can play any instrument!"
so an american comes back into the bar with a drum kit and says can your octopus play this??? the octopus sat on the seat and played it better than a rock band
next a jamaican came in and gave the octopus an electric guitar......oh and did he play it!!! better than hendrix it was!
now the irish man walked in and said ehhhh i bet ya carnt pley thus fine instrument!
the octopus took a good five minutes of fumbling around and asked the irishman when the lady octopus was going to get undressed!
lol.... i rather the "play it? as soon as i get its pajamas off im gunna root it!" punchline tho...
Your freedom ends where mine begins
Yeah thats the punchline i heard....recon its got abit more kick...Originally Posted by Freddy Kruger
great joke never the less!
isnt he meant to be scottish??
we are talking about bagpipes right.................
hahahahahaha, yer hes supposed to be scotish, ya ****ed that one up, lol
GOD
i was wondering that myself. I bet you tell shit jokes in the flesh....
an englishman, an irishman and.... no- a sottish man an american and- oh teh, there was an englishman....... etc
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