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  1. 11-12-2005, 10:50 PM #1
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    Default Short one...

    A man goes to the zoo.

    When he gets there, there was only a dog.

    It was a shitzu.


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  2. 12-12-2005, 01:19 AM #2
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    groaner lmao
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  4. 12-12-2005, 06:17 PM #4
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    groaner right. like it.
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    hahaha... l hate to say it though, l had to read it twice to get it!!
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  6. 14-12-2005, 12:18 AM #6
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    Briliant, absolutely briliant.

    Goes really well with:

    Q. When's the best time to fake an orgasm?


    A. When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by camvyss
    Briliant, absolutely briliant.

    Goes really well with:

    Q. When's the best time to fake an orgasm?


    A. When a rottweiler is humping your leg.

    half a grin!
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