It is with regret that the Energiser Bunny known for his ability for "Going, Going, Going" passed away yesterday.
The coroner has anounced after the completion of the autopsy that the Chief Medical Officer ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over stimulation.
Apparently someone put the batteries in backwards, and the bunny kept coming, coming,coming.
Lmfao, ****ing seedy shit but funny still!