The Divorce......loooooool....

[rattattack1313]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he
rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? -
No, we have carport, and not need one
I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in
Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo
and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.
What makes you think that? - I got proof.
What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish
Remover"

[MarzVP]

very funny Rat..........

[minux]

lmao nice one

[sixshooter]

thats an oldy Rat...but good to hear it again.