heavens full

[bangers]

3 men die and meet saint peter. he tells them heaven is getting full and only 1/3 of people are allowed in. he asks them to tell how they died and the one with the most tragic death would be allowed in.
the first guy says "i thought my wife was cheating on me and i came home early and found her naked in bed. i looked around and found a guy in only underwear hanging off our balcony to our 10th floor aprtment. filled with rage i started stomping on his fingers, but he didn't fall. so i got a hammer and started smashing his fingers til he let go, but the prick fell into bushes and amazingly survived the 10 storey fall. so i went and dragged the fridge out and tipped it over the railing where it fell on him and killed him. filled with guilt i found my gun and blew my head off."
the second guy says "well i was exercising on my 12th storey apartment balcony in my underwear when i slipped and fell over the railing. while i was falling i grabbed on to the balcony 2 storeys down. suddenly this mad man comes out and starts stomping on my fingers. when i didn't let go he goes and grabs his hammer and starts smashing my fingers until i let go. amazingly i fall 10 storeys and land in bushes surviving the fall. i then look up and see a fridge falling at me and thats the last thing i remember."
Saint peters then asks the 3rd man how died to which he replied
"imagine this, i'm hiding naked in a fridge........"

[sixshooter]

aghahahahaha... thats golden...

[Freddy Kruger]

an oldie but a goodie