what does a rubick's cube and your old fella have in common?
the longer you play it the harder it gets.

how do you turn a fox into a hippo?
marry her.

whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
you can't hear an enzyme.

whats the difference between pink and purple?
the grip.

when does michael jackson know its bedtime?
when the big hand touches the little one.

whats the opposite of christopher reeve?
christopher walken.

how do you make a couple of kilo's of fat look good?
put a nipple on it.

whats the definition of "making love"?
its what a woman does while a man is scr#@ing her.

how do you know when your wife has died?
the sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

why do women get belly button rings?
so they have somewhere to hang an air freshener.